Sing with Homer!

When the Saints Go Over There

Oh, I want to be in that rumba,
When the saints go over there.
Oh over there! Oh over there!

Homer's Lullaby for Maggie

Go to sleep...
And good night...
La-la la la la la la...
May your Christmas Days be bright!

When the Fire Starts to Burn

When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn.
Something, something, then you see,
You'll avoid catastrophe!

Blimpy Boy(.wav 54k)

[Sing while flying a pickle]
Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free...
Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free...

Homer's Baloney Song(.wav 68k)

[Sing in bath]
My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R,
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R...

Mr. Plow Jingle(.wav 60k)

Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow.

Mr. Plow Rap(.wav)

I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say,
I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA.
I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things,
Like your cow if you have one...

Flintstones Theme (Homer version)

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

When I Was Seventeen

Well beer, we've had some great times.
[wistfully] When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID,
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was seventeen.

Al Capone's Vault

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!

Evil Homer Song(.wav 94k)

I am Evil Homer
I am Evil Homer
I am Evil Homer
I am Evil Homer
I am Evil Homer

Baby on Board (first draft)

Baby on board,
Something, something, Burt Ward...

Oh Mindy

[Sing wearing a towel]
Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
And I...

Oh Margie

Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey,
On my vacation away from workie...

Nacho Man(.wav 51k)

Nacho nacho man,
I want to be a nacho man.

Play it Cool (.wav 305k)

Dad, that will never work. If you want to make your
move, you got to play
[jazz bass and cymbals start playing]
Now what you gotta do
If you wanna get a kiss
Is act real smooth
And make your move like this:
[stands up, stretches and yawns, and sits down again, arm still outstretched so it lands around Abe's shoulder]
Oh, I see!
So if I take your advice
And make your patented move,
Then my chances for love
Will slightly improve?
[does the Homer move]
[giggles] Now what's that rule?
Play it cool.

Under the Sea(.wav 196k)

[funky calypso music]
Under the sea,
Under the sea,
There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the Seeeeeeeeeeeeea!

Homers Yum Song(.wav 52k)

Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum.
(Yum x 13)
.... or maybe .....

Meow mix commercial(.wav 52k)

meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
(meow x 13)
.....but we don't have that in Australia! Sounds like Yum! to everyone I know :)

Homers Dangerous Reentry Song("Oh, those Golden Grahams")

Oh, those Golden Grahams.
Oh, those Golden Grahams.
Crispy, crunchy, graham cereal,
brand new breakfast treat...

"Two Tickets to Paradise"

I've got two tickets to paradise
I've got two tickets to paradise
(excellent guitar riff noises :)

"I am the champion"(.wav 193k)

I am the champion!
I am the champion!
No time for losers,
'cos I am the Champion ....
of the world!
(uh oh)

Some short ones ...

Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you ....

Homer on the rapmaster
Many songs taken from: The Simpsons Song Lyrics - by Dominik Halas
Some are done by Us!
last update Sun Dec 26, 1999 Back to the Homer Page