I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say,
I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA.
I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things,
Like your cow if you have one...
Flintstones Theme (Homer version)
Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
When I Was Seventeen
Well beer, we've had some great times.
When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID,
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was seventeen.
Al Capone's Vault
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!
Dad, that will never work. If you want to make your
move, you got to play it...cool.
[jazz bass and cymbals start playing]
Now what you gotta do
If you wanna get a kiss
Is act real smooth
And make your move like this:
[stands up, stretches and yawns, and sits down again,
arm still outstretched so it lands around Abe's
Oh, I see!
So if I take your advice
And make your patented move,
Then my chances for love
Will slightly improve?
[does the Homer move]